Cream of the Crap

previously titled, Leprechauns Are the New Lambert


Marpessa in Ibiza

Blaine Trump is obviously styled. Renee Zellweger looks like a buffalo in heels. And as for Miss Moss, wearing head-to-toe black with bulging bags: Haven't fat, middle-class moms in Newark been rocking that look for decades? The 90's are over.

Time for the Leprechaun List:

Women
-Marpessa
-Marella Agnelli
-Julia Restoin
-Sophie Dahl
-Liz Goldwyn
-Maria Luisa Poumaillou
-Mareva Georges
-Bebban
-Genevieve Antoine Dariaux
-Lauren duPont

Men
-Lapo Elkann
-Dino Dinco
-My Morning Jacket
-Elijah Wood
-Robert E. Bryan
-Kanye West
-Diego Della Valle
-Yvan Rodic
-Patrick McDonald
-Andrea Sacoti
George Clooney bores me.

Couples
-Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore
-Job Smeets and Nynke Tynagel
-Peggy Moffit and William Claxton
-Raphael Enthöven and Carla Bruni
-Carolina and her matador
The Miller sisters can’t dress, though I do envy Isabel Toledo’s flightsuit.

Fashion Professionals
Replace Testino with Robert Claudel.

Fashion Originals
Isabella Blow and Betty Catroux. Anna Piaggi looks like a panda on crystal meth.